❝Past the display of the 'new' spotted cup
And a floor down from chic tapestries,
I'm on the hunt for something to spice up
The spot where you are going to be.
❝'Cause I think it would be best
If you could match what we've got;
Didn't stick out from the rest,
And made it more your own spot.
❝It's odd to not just use a tin
Or an old coffee can full of change.
But if we do, you won't fit in
And our guests might find you strange.❞
Weird and mad, this idea
Is left to me, I guess, to discern
As I leave my local IKEA
Where I bought my grandpa's urn.